Y'know... it kinda sucks that there's no Thanksgiving Day in France. Sure, I know the holiday's some bullshit about pilgrims and indians, but nobody ever tried to wake me up before noon--well, 'cept for the new munchkins--and I'd get a ton of turkey and go back to bed feeling fat.

[She shrugs and slumps back in her chair.And there they are getting ( Read more... )

[The camera from Suki's laptop turns on to the sudden view of Suki's face, far too close to the screen. She's staring intently at the screen, eyes wide and bloodshot.]

Whoa... it's like... you can see forever in there...

[A few seconds pass before she leans back in her chair. She's in her scarcely-decorated bedroom, red hair fading and disheveled ( Read more... )

So I can't decide what's worse, spending a good month in Iowa of all the shitty states, or school starting up again.

[She sighs. She's sitting at her desk in her bedroom, tugging distractedly at her beanie.Either way, I didn't die of boredom... Just a lot of lecturing and door-slamming and they said if I end up in the hospital again then I'm in ( Read more... )

Does anyone have bleach?

I, uh... kinda drank... [Wait, why is she trying to explain this. She clicks her teeth.]

Well, story is I'm out and I kinda need to get these mud stains out of my shirt. So, uh... anyone over here in north quad wanna loan me some? Or the other buildings, too, it's just closer.

Uh. Figured I might as well use this. No point for introductions, you're gonna forget it later.

But I had a question. Preferably for a high-schooler.

Any of you guys good with essays? I gotta write three, or make it look like I did. So, uh... if anyone's good at... quick essays... we should talk.

[In other words: 'anyone want to help me cheat?' ( Read more... )